well, that's just gross...

so, sitting in my literary interpretations class yesterday i just happened to glance over to my right. and what do i see as i so nonchalantly leaned over to that side of the room? i fat girl. but, my fine feathered friends, that was not the bad part. what i witnessed was a fat girl (wait for the punchline) lift her left arm, continue to scratch her armpit with her right thumb, and then...*sigh*...smell her thumb. you may now vomit. that's right, ladies and germs, this girl gave her left pit one quick swipe with the thumb, advanced said thumb to her nose, sniffed it, and then made a face as if to say "ehhhh, not THAT bad." honestly. c'mon, people. are you thinking that no one is looking? my God.

speaking of gross things i've seen in my lit. interpretations class, there is this guy who sits behind me most of the time. i've concluded two things about this guy. he either: 1) is allergic to soap and water, or 2) has very, very, VERY bad bathing habits. really. at least wash your foot, of which everyone in a 4ft. radius can smell. really, you can honestly smell his feet. people have moved their desks away from that guy in an attempt to relieve themselves of the stench.

well, other than that i'm out of material. jags vs. texans this sunday. hooray. they need a big win this weekend. until next time, chumps...PIECE OUT!!!